Don't Mess with the one who digs your grave...
... you may will regret it. But come closer, if you dare, and ask me a question. Who knows? Maybe I will answer it.

M!A-Status: -None-

The Gravedigger
Yorick Mori, 13th Gravedigger of the Shadow Isles
ask-quinn-valor:

ask-sivir:

noxiancorrosion:

scarmiglioneh:

quinn quit cheating on valoralso new champ announced

he gonna peck her breadcrumbs

"QUINN NO"

"QUINN YES!"

"… none of my business"

ask-quinn-valor:

ask-sivir:

noxiancorrosion:

scarmiglioneh:

quinn quit cheating on valor

also new champ announced

he gonna peck her breadcrumbs

"QUINN NO"

"QUINN YES!"

"… none of my business"

dame-in-charge:

"I take the other thing back. There’s one thing good about how I am now."

If he doesn’t love you at your worst, he doesn’t deserve you at your best.”

"That actually are not good cards for you then…"

artist-with-a-sword:

❝ I long for a worthy opponent... ❞
♚ :: Independent ask/roleplay blog for Fiora Laurent from League of Legends.
♚ :: Over ten years of roleplay experience, two years on Tumblr.
♚ :: Drabbles, one-line and paragraph roleplays.
♚ :: Character development, additional headcanons.
♚ :: Singleship.
♚ :: Friendly admin, yet bitchy muse.
♚ :: Possible NSFW content, but properly tagged.
♚ :: Magical Anon and OC friendly!
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artist-with-a-sword:

❝ I long for a worthy opponent... ❞

♚ :: Independent ask/roleplay blog for Fiora Laurent from League of Legends.

♚ :: Over ten years of roleplay experience, two years on Tumblr.

♚ :: Drabbles, one-line and paragraph roleplays.

♚ :: Character development, additional headcanons.

♚ :: Singleship.

♚ :: Friendly admin, yet bitchy muse.

♚ :: Possible NSFW content, but properly tagged.

♚ :: Magical Anon and OC friendly!

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you're ugly
Anonymous

askchibinocturne:

askchibinocturne:

{ Sorry, can’t hear you over how fucking kawaii I am, grey faced cunt }

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{ reblogging for munday }

((greyfaces don’t know shit apparently))

randomlaws:

zerostatereflex:

saVer-animaciones

Objects ground out of existence.

Ashes to ashes.

"Vayne... I get the feeling you have something for black skin..."
askyorick

purge-with-silver:

askyorick

The ebony-haired turned her head to view the short ghoul from the distance, she did no other motion, only staired ever so stoically. ”Care to explain yourself?”

"Well… first Lucian… now Karma… who is next? Senna. I can imagine her appreciating the attention."

pneumatic-sucker-punch:

ctchrysler:

Here’s my piece for Kelly Kao's Nudist Beach Zine!!  I thought Michiko Malandro would look pretty sweet in the NB uniform. She’s a lady of many nice outfits afterall haha

If you’re a fan of KLK, think about entering this zine! Kelly could use more submissions so feel free to ask for an extension if you’re interested!

Nudist Beach Vayne?

centipeetles

"I just saw the photos... you put the guy in the refrigerator... great job. Now tell me why it was necessary to hang him onto the ceiling so I have to have troubles getting it down?"
askyorick

thresh-the-chain-warden:

askyorick:

thresh-the-chain-warden:

askyorick:

thresh-the-chain-warden:

"NO! DON’T REMOVE THE FRIDGE… IT’S A TRAP SO I CAN KILL A GUY WITH ANOTHER DEAD GUY… AND A FRIDGE!"

”:… Sometimes I ask myself why I put up with you… Can you at least plug the fridge in so the body won’t start stinking?”

"How am I supposed to plug in the fridge… when its hanging from the ceiling by rope."

"From what I saw there are lamps around there, right? Means there a cable in the ceiling, means that there is at least a lamp to be replaced with the cable of the fridge to get the machine going."

"… But the scent is what gets their attention… no one just looks up at the ceiling so randomly when searching a haunted area. They are too busy looking forward and back."

"Yeah totally… not like… the blood that is sooner or later is gonna drip onto them or what about the noises? Do you think the noises of the fridge won’t attract attention? In the first place wouldn’t it be more fun if it wasn’t instantly visible or recognizable so the shock when finding it would be bigger?"

"I just saw the photos... you put the guy in the refrigerator... great job. Now tell me why it was necessary to hang him onto the ceiling so I have to have troubles getting it down?"
askyorick

thresh-the-chain-warden:

askyorick:

thresh-the-chain-warden:

"NO! DON’T REMOVE THE FRIDGE… IT’S A TRAP SO I CAN KILL A GUY WITH ANOTHER DEAD GUY… AND A FRIDGE!"

”:… Sometimes I ask myself why I put up with you… Can you at least plug the fridge in so the body won’t start stinking?”

"How am I supposed to plug in the fridge… when its hanging from the ceiling by rope."

"From what I saw there are lamps around there, right? Means there a cable in the ceiling, means that there is at least a lamp to be replaced with the cable of the fridge to get the machine going."

"I just saw the photos... you put the guy in the refrigerator... great job. Now tell me why it was necessary to hang him onto the ceiling so I have to have troubles getting it down?"
askyorick

thresh-the-chain-warden:

"NO! DON’T REMOVE THE FRIDGE… IT’S A TRAP SO I CAN KILL A GUY WITH ANOTHER DEAD GUY… AND A FRIDGE!"

”:… Sometimes I ask myself why I put up with you… Can you at least plug the fridge in so the body won’t start stinking?”

Morde X Diana (cos I'm a self-absorbed little shit lol)
follow-no-false-light-asks

follow-no-false-light:

you-only-need-to-click-once-fool:

  • Who was the one to propose: Mordekaiser
  • Who stressed more over wedding planning: Mordekaiser
  • Who decorated the house: Mordekaiser bought and owned the items, Diana decorated
  • Who does the cooking: Diana, because she continually threatens to only eat a loaf of bread if he tries to cook for her
  • Who is more organized: Diana
  • Who initiates bedroom fun: Diana
  • Who suggested kids first: Diana would have to help keep the Lunari legacy alive, but Mordekaiser cannot have kids the normal way
  • Who’s more dominant: Diana
  • Who’s the cuddler: Mordekaiser
  • Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Mordekaiser is big spoon solely due to size.
  • What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Initially it was sparring, but eventually Mordekaiser grew to accept the Lunari and it is currently anything relating to Lunari ceremonies, sometimes moon watching
  • Who comes home drunk at 3 am: Mordekaiser
  • Who kills the spiders: Usually whoever is around, although there was that one time with Vilemaw….
  • Who falls asleep first: Diana
  • A head canon: When Mordekaiser became king, he made Diana his queen. Also, Mordekaiser has a tendancy to try and spoil whoever he’s with… but Diana will have none of that.
  • Their relationship summed up in a gif (ok I cheated an used two)image

eye roll animated GIF

  • Do they have any “rituals”? None really
  • Who is louder? Diana
  • Who is more experimental? Diana
  • Who takes more risks? Diana
  • Do they fuck or make love? Both, depends on the mood and what happens
  • Lights on or off? Off
  • Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Mordekaiser
  • Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? Diana
  • Who comes first? Diana
  • Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Mordekaiser prefers it, but is better at it. (praise the guitar tongue)
  • Who is more submissive? Mordekaiser
  • Who usually initiates things? Diana
  • Who is more sensitive? Diana
  • Who has the most patience? Mordekaiser
  • Which kinks do they share? No idea…

follow-no-false-light-asks

//OMFG YOU USED CASTLE GIFS ASLKDJ;AOFLGHALKDJFA;DLSFKJ NATHAN FILLION LSKDFJH;OASDHGL;KSDJF BECKETT IS SO DIANA SOMETIMES  ;LSKDFJSDF OMG.

//Also, this is so accurate lol. Love it It’s a good thing Morde is immortal because Diana sucks at cooking and she’d likely kill you if you ate anything she cooked lol

((I suggest as kink shared with “things that should not fit but are forced to” thinking at the sheer size difference… and knowledge of human proportions…))

askbirdbrainswain:

summoner-saigetsu:

ask-whimsical-lulu:

[x]

((awww YES!))

"We hold nothing against you yordle…except everything"

"Jericho and Evaine confirmed as actual teenage couple…"

askbirdbrainswain:

summoner-saigetsu:

ask-whimsical-lulu:

[x]

((awww YES!))

"We hold nothing against you yordle…except everything"

"Jericho and Evaine confirmed as actual teenage couple…"

Sex with a male (crime)
Anonymous

you-only-need-to-click-once-fool:

askyorick:

you-only-need-to-click-once-fool:

askyorick:

you-only-need-to-click-once-fool:

"How is that a crime? Homosexuality hasn’t really been an official crime at all."

"At worst it is a guilty pleasure… but Morde, I didn’t know you swing that way…"

"I don’t, but I am confused why this constitutes as a crime."

"I rolled through the books. Only in countries with no to minimal brain in charge it is considered as a crime. I mean… heck even Noxus has no law against it and it’s probably one of the most intolerant countries ever…"

"Hey whatever floats someone’s boat. Let them do what they want. They all die anyways, so makes no difference to me."

"Preach, brother…"

Sex with a male (crime)
Anonymous

you-only-need-to-click-once-fool:

askyorick:

you-only-need-to-click-once-fool:

"How is that a crime? Homosexuality hasn’t really been an official crime at all."

"At worst it is a guilty pleasure… but Morde, I didn’t know you swing that way…"

"I don’t, but I am confused why this constitutes as a crime."

"I rolled through the books. Only in countries with no to minimal brain in charge it is considered as a crime. I mean… heck even Noxus has no law against it and it’s probably one of the most intolerant countries ever…"

Sex with a male (crime)
Anonymous

you-only-need-to-click-once-fool:

"How is that a crime? Homosexuality hasn’t really been an official crime at all."

"At worst it is a guilty pleasure… but Morde, I didn’t know you swing that way…"