Don't Mess with the one who digs your grave...
... you may will regret it. But come closer, if you dare, and ask me a question. Who knows? Maybe I will answer it.
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” Well then gramps. If ya don’t got any other questions I must ask ya to leave . Got numbers to crunch. ” He smiled and nodded
“What you mean with that?” With risen eyebrow he looked at the smirk of the man across of him.
” Paperwork. Countin out profits. Ya know. Math stuff “
“Basically stuff nobody likes to do, right?”
” Well then gramps. If ya don’t got any other questions I must ask ya to leave . Got numbers to crunch. ” He smiled and nodded
“What you mean with that?” With risen eyebrow he looked at the smirk of the man across of him.
“His name be The King… but what do you know about him, Zed? What do you know about the horror that has so much power that even something like Thresh knees in front of him? What is so powerful that it rips people out of their graves making them live again, so powerful that only a little glimpse of his power is enough to give others the same kind of power?” He made a pause grinning a knowing smile. Oh, no he understood so little.”I will tell you. Nothing else but a God. A God. He has all given us a sign. He calls us. He controls us, he is always watching. Vilemaw looks like a bug against him. With his little finger he Mordekaiser would just burst into splinters and never return… Do you think The King can control the Kaiser? Cause I do know.”
A god? Well that settled that issue. At least to some extent. “If He is an actual god, then even Mordekaiser cannot stand up to him. I agree with you on that, He’d be more than enough to hold that tin can in check” Zed nodded. Still, his mind didn’t rest at the thought. “But if he is a god, then we are faced with question wether the King decides to step into wars that touch Valoran. Someone as powerful as god doesn’t necessarily bother with some little world like Runeterra. Or maybe he just simply decides to see what happens, watch it all play out?”. Zed knew certain “spirits” and their interest in this world was quite… Uncaring. Humans were closer to a toys or pets than actual people to some deities.
“I cannot tell how he will react towards a war like that. I am not like him, he is not like me. We do not read each other’s mind.” Yorick still smiled. It was somehow welcomed that Zed actually welcomed the truth so easily. Most people doubted… and thought it was some kind of religion… just The King existed. He stood in front of him in flesh and blood, or whatever was the closest to it.
“If he cares? Well he cares enough about us Shadow Isler. At least we are mostly here cause of him. This may be or not be a good thing. It’s personal opinion. However, I know he did it, because he thought it would be something good.”
“Ah you know us. Well basically the neutral party in this rune war would be taken by us. Just look at it. It’s basically Demacia versus Noxus. So everybody standing outside of it is neutral… however.. I can’t guarantee that said persons wouldn’t try to take advantage of the situation.”
“However, everything I can say about it… if The King decides then we will maybe take part. Otherwise I would say, no. Maybe something occurs that involves a small amount of people… but we hold Hecarim in control and Thresh is not interested into the big numbers, as far I understand him. The only one I worry about is Mordekaiser… and I think even he bows to The King’s order.”
“You are correct, it is Noxus and Demacia who are settling a score between each other” Zed snorted lightly, showing his disbelief in gravedigger’s words about neutrality. “It’s foolish assumption to expect any kind of loyalty from him. He wants to take your king’s throne. And all of Valoran” he shook his head, glancing at his blades. “He has grown an army of undead around him. And a general such as him cannot just let such opportunity slide”. Ninja’s eyes stared into gravedigger’s. “Is your king able to hold Kaiser in check if he decides to “dive in” to the war?”.
“His name be The King… but what do you know about him, Zed? What do you know about the horror that has so much power that even something like Thresh knees in front of him? What is so powerful that it rips people out of their graves making them live again, so powerful that only a little glimpse of his power is enough to give others the same kind of power?” He made a pause grinning a knowing smile. Oh, no he understood so little.”I will tell you. Nothing else but a God. A God. He has all given us a sign. He calls us. He controls us, he is always watching. Vilemaw looks like a bug against him. With his little finger he Mordekaiser would just burst into splinters and never return… Do you think The King can control the Kaiser? Cause I do know.”
(Mordekaiser in a nut shell.)
“OKAY. who the FUCK fed Mordekaiser?! ”
“This cannot be Mordekaiser: he is too thin. Which means…
…this is Mordekaiser’s older brother. I suggest we prepare for the worst.”
“Guys, can we please stop talking about The King so disrespectful?”
“Ah you know us. Well basically the neutral party in this rune war would be taken by us. Just look at it. It’s basically Demacia versus Noxus. So everybody standing outside of it is neutral… however.. I can’t guarantee that said persons wouldn’t try to take advantage of the situation.”
“However, everything I can say about it… if The King decides then we will maybe take part. Otherwise I would say, no. Maybe something occurs that involves a small amount of people… but we hold Hecarim in control and Thresh is not interested into the big numbers, as far I understand him. The only one I worry about is Mordekaiser… and I think even he bows to The King’s order.”
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“Well, maybe you have been a good boy? I don’t know, I never gave somebody any plush toys.”
“I’ve been blasting people apart. I’ve been a good boy..
I don’t get it.”
“You know Ezreal… you lead a better life when you don’t try to understand people. People don’t understand people. And people who understand people are mostly not happy.”
“Someone gave me a bear plushie.. Thanks.. but.. seriously..
A plushie?
You do know I’m a guy, right?”
“Guys can have plush toys.”
“I still find it strange that someone would give me that.. of all things.”
“Since when did plush toys something feminine? The last time I looked it was more something childish.”
“Whatever. Why would they give me one?”
“Well, maybe you have been a good boy? I don’t know, I never gave somebody any plush toys.”
“Someone gave me a bear plushie.. Thanks.. but.. seriously..
A plushie?
You do know I’m a guy, right?”
“Guys can have plush toys.”
“I still find it strange that someone would give me that.. of all things.”
“Since when did plush toys something feminine? The last time I looked it was more something childish.”
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” Don’t get ahead of yerself gramps . Ain’t marryin just yet. ” Graves sat up and chuckled. ” Don’t worry. I’ll take good care of her. Otherwise ya can make my last name my last stop for me. “
“… and I thought two people calling me “gramps” were enough. Now you start as well. Etiam tu, mei filius Malcom.” He made some kind of theatrical gesture, just to extend the meaning of those words as a joke. Then however he turned serious again. “Otherwise there won’t be one for you.”
The grin on Graves face faded. The gravedigger wasn’t the only one who could pull a straight face. ” As I said before.. Don’t worry. All under control. “
“Good to know.” Indeed nice to know. If it was differently Yorick would probably snapped in any way. And nobody would like to see the gravedigger snap.
Today won’t come any update. I just have no motivation and work on my Fanfiction instead.
” Now tell me.. Did I pass the test or do I need to come back in the summer? ” The outlaw chuckled and sat up in his chair. He was relieved he had found the right answers. Didn’t even have to bend the truth.
“I would prefer if you would take evening classes, but besides that you passed.” With a smile Yorick rose again, looking down onto the man who would maybe be his son-in-law soon.
“A Mori marrying a Graves… some people would call this irony of fate, you know.” Yes, Sarah’s last name was Fortune. But after all she had been adopted.
” Don’t get ahead of yerself gramps . Ain’t marryin just yet. ” Graves sat up and chuckled. ” Don’t worry. I’ll take good care of her. Otherwise ya can make my last name my last stop for me. “
“… and I thought two people calling me “gramps” were enough. Now you start as well. Etiam tu, mei filius Malcom.” He made some kind of theatrical gesture, just to extend the meaning of those words as a joke. Then however he turned serious again. “Otherwise there won’t be one for you.”
” Now tell me.. Did I pass the test or do I need to come back in the summer? ” The outlaw chuckled and sat up in his chair. He was relieved he had found the right answers. Didn’t even have to bend the truth.
“I would prefer if you would take evening classes, but besides that you passed.” With a smile Yorick rose again, looking down onto the man who would maybe be his son-in-law soon.
“A Mori marrying a Graves… some people would call this irony of fate, you know.” Yes, Sarah’s last name was Fortune. But after all she had been adopted.
